Drawing upon the immense popularity of The Game of Thrones and recognising his party’s real role on the political landscape, Nick Clegg has announced that the Liberal Democrats will be renamed after the sellsword army The Second Sons.
Mr Clegg, henceforth to be known as Zarkor, Scourge of The Middle Classes, indicated that his small khalasar would be available to the highest bidder. ‘I am confident that whether in alliance with the Golden Tories or the Red Ed Horde, The Second Sons will be instrumental in resisting the real threat to Westeros, Sturge-On’s icy hearted walking cadavers from beyond the Wall’.
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